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    I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

    I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven"?

    "NO"! the children answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

    Again, the answer was, "NO!!!"

    By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!

    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"

    Again, they all answered, "NO!!!"

    I was just bursting with pride for them. Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven???"

    A six-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE FRICKIN' DEAD!"
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