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    I had a blind date last night. But I was concerned - What do I do if she's really someone I don't like at all ? I'll be stuck with her with no easy way out. Turns out, there's an app for that.

    It's called - "Mom Are You Ok".

    It schedules your phone to ring just after you meet her. If you like her, you ignore it. If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, "Mom ? What's the matter ? Are you okay ?"

    It works every time.

    So I knocked on the girl's door. Turns out I needn't have worried. She was gorgeous! I couldn't get over how attractive she was!!!

    Just as I was about to speak to her, her phone rang.

    She answered it and said, "Mom, what's the matter ? Are you okay ?"
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