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    A fine-looking gentleman sat down in the main dining room of an expensive restaurant. He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself.

    After he was given the check, he summoned the headwaiter.

    "Ah, my friend," he said, "that was a delicious meal! Perhaps you don't remember that I was a guest at this same table just about a year ago. And at that time I couldn't pay the check, so you, sir had me thrown out in full view of all the other diners."

    "I am so sorry, sir," said the head waiter, "but, you understand..."

    "Oh it's quite all right," interrupted the gentleman, "but I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you again."
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    Oldest Employee, "Fire me, buster, and I`ll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it`ll make your head spin."

    To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds, "I think I might be gay..."
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