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    A man calls a refrigerator repair service.

    "My refrigerator isn't working."

    "What kind is it?"

    "It's a small one."

    "Electric, gas or propane?"

    "Propane."

    "Ah! Then the problem is most likely vapor lock. You don't need a service call, just turn the refrigerator upside down for a few minutes to allow the lock to clear. Then put it back and all should be well."

    Second call, a few minutes later, "The least you could have done is to tell me to empty the fridge first!"
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    Oldest Employee, "Fire me, buster, and I`ll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it`ll make your head spin."

    To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds, "I think I might be gay..."
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