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    A woman needed to visit the doctor's office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite some time with her legs crossed, reading a magazine while other patients came and went.

    Suddenly her turn was called, but when she stood up to go in, she discovered her leg was "asleep". Not wanting to keep the nurse waiting, she limped and staggered toward the inner office door.

    She noticed one elderly lady nudging another who sat beside her, as the two of them sympathetically watched her painful progress.

    Five minutes later, her procedure completed and her leg back to normal, she walked easily back into the waiting room.

    As she strode past the two elderly ladies, she overheard one whisper triumphantly to the other, "See, Martha, I TOLD you he was a wonderful doctor!"
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    The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn`t smoke, and he hasn`t so much as looked at a woman in over two years...
  • Workplace Discrimination Boss, to four of his employees, "I`m really sorry, but I`m going to have to let one of you go."
    Black Employee, "I`m a protected minority.... Female Employee, "And I`m a woman."

    Oldest Employee, "Fire me, buster, and I`ll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it`ll make your head spin."

    To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds, "I think I might be gay..."
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  • A Forgetful Husband An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife`s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates..