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    Rick, a retail merchant sent an order to a manufacturer for 10,000 t-shirts amounting to $ 70000.

    The manufacturer, noting that the previous bill hadn't been paid, told the accounts manager to check it. The accounts manager sent an e-mail to Rick saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the previous one."

    The next day the accounts manager received a reply from Rick. It said, "Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long."
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