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    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. His eyes are rolled back in his head and he doesn't seem to be breathing. The other hunter takes out his cell phone and calls for help.

    He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

    The operator, in a calm voice, says, "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is silence on the phone, then a shot is heard and the hunter's voice comes back on the line. "OK," he says, "now what?"
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