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    According to my mother, she and Dad decided to start a family soon after he became an officer in the Air Force.

    When months went by without success, they consulted the base physician, who chose to examine Mom right then and there.

    "Please disrobe," he told her.

    "With him in the room??" she yelled, pointing to my father.

    Turning to Dad, the doctor said, "Captain, I think I found the problem."
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