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    One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"

    "Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

    "That's a big decision! Have you talked it over with your family?"

    "Yeah, we took a vote... and they're in favor of it 15 to 2."
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  • Cakes and Ale Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale...
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  • Keep Harping On A boss was educating an employee on effective sales technique. "The main thing to remember is that repetition, repetition, repetition is the keynote!" he advised. "If you have a product to sell...
  • Give Clear Instructions A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start..
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