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    An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess.

    She looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a good camera."

    He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said, "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."
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    "Well," he said, "I was thinking...
  • Starting a Family According to my mother, she and Dad decided to start a family soon after he became an officer in the Air Force. When months went by without success, they consulted the base physician, who chose to examine...
  • Teach Him a Lesson A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. The old farmer said, "Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor...
  • Cakes and Ale Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale...
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