Grandma made such beautiful pies. One day I asked her, "How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?"

    "Well, it's a family secret," she said. "But if you promise not to tell, I'll let you in on it."

    "Okay," I said. "Tell me!"

    "Well, first, I roll out the dough, making sure it is flat and even. Then I cut out the bottom layer and carefully put in the pie plate and make sure it is firmly against the sides of the plate.

    "Then I slowly pour in the filling, making sure it's not too full.

    "Next, I cut out the top layer and carefully put it over the filling.

    "Finally, I take out my teeth and just run them around the edge of the pie crust, and they make the nicest even impressions you ever did see!"
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