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    Two lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills.

    She was attractive, but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life.

    One attorney said to the other, "Mary is so young and pretty she might be taken advantage of by some of those fast-talking city guys. Why don't we teach her what's right and what's wrong?"

    "Great idea,' said the partner. "You teach her what's right and I'll teach her what's wrong!"
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