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    Application To Take Wife Out For Anniverasy Dinner

    To,
    The SHO
    Police Thana Hazartganz
    Lucknow

    Respected Sir,
    I am a common man of this country, I have been married for 24 years and my 25th anniversary is coming up shortly. I had planned to take my wife out for a special anniversary dinner, all these years she has been complaining that I am not a very romantic person so I wanted to take her out for a candle light dinner where I plan to have champagne, hold her hands, look into her eyes, present her with a rose and a diamond ring, subsequently I plan to order some mutton with rice eat my dinner in peace and come back home.

    Sir, of late I have been reading in the newspapers that some Anti Romeo Squads have been made to catch rowdy elements who tease girls, Sir I think this is a very good idea and there should be no compromise on the safety and security of our girls, I have also read that just by the look in the eyes these policemen can make out who these Romeos are, and recently they caught a brother and sister sitting together and took them to the Police Station.

    Sir, even though I am not a very romantic person but just for one day I wanted to get that romantic look in my eyes to impress my wife, but Sir am scared that just by that look the Police may think I am a Romeo and arrest me. I assure you Sir that look will all be made up only for a few hours and will become normal after that. As far as mutton is concerned I will order Paneer if that is permitted and think that I am eating mutton.

    I am a law abiding, tax paying citizen of the country and hence Sir would request you to grant me permission to take my wife out for this dinner.

    Copy of my Aadhaar card, PAN card, driving licence, Passport, Identity card are enclosed for your verification please.

    Looking forward to an early reply from you Sir.

    With warm regards yours sincerely
    xxxxxxxxx
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