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    A Lady patient to the Doctor inside his examination room: Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable.

    Doctor: Trust me lady, I am a Doctor and I am a Gentleman.

    Lady patient: No Sir, that's not the issue. Your beautiful receptionist is alone outside and my husband is neither a doctor nor a gentleman...!!!!!!
  • Military Roll Call It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: "Ames"
    "Here...
  • Being a Loving Husband An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral. Every day after the funeral the old man would show up at the grave with...
  • I Dare You At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I remember...
  • Rules for Being Human 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.
    2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-tim...
  • Free Drinks! A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $8.
    "But I already paid you. Don`t you remember?" says the customer.
    "OK," says the bartender...
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