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    Ek Bus Mein College Ke Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ki Team Ek Trip Mein Jaa Rahi Thhi, Raste Mein Vo Bore Na Ho To Vo Antakshari Khelne Ke Liye Tyaar Ho Gaye.
    Girls: Hum Tumko Harakar Dikhayenge.
    Boys: Hum Haar Gaye, Chalo Ab Dikhao.

    Ek Callgirl Apne Customer Ke Uper Beth Ke Sex Kar Rahi Thi.
    Grahak Ne Pucha: Din Ka Kitna Paisa Kama Leti Ho?
    Callgirl: 500 Rs.
    Garahak: Jhooth Mat Bol.
    Callgirl: Rozi Pe Baithi Hun, Juth Thode Bolungi.

    Ek Baar Ek Ladki Ko Uske Boyfriend Ka Phone Aata Hai. Jaise Hi Vo Phone Uthati Hai, Uska Boyfriend Badi Khushi Se Bolta Hai: Hi Babu, Mera Shona Babu, Mera Pyara Babu.
    Ladki Uski Baat Beech Mein Kaat Te Hue Puchti Hai: Ye Maskabaazi Band Kar Aur Seedha Bol Ki Kiska Kamra Khaali Hai?
    Moral: Jab Pyaar Sachcha Ho To Puri Baat Sune Bina Hi Samne Wale Ke Dil Ke Raaz Khul Jaate Hai.
  • Santa Ka Ling!!! Santa Pehli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karwane Ke Liye Gaya. Santa Ne Reservation Form Mein "Ling/Sex" Wale Column Me Likh Diya "7 Inch" Aur Form Submit Kar Diya. Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne...
  • Enter From the rear I ran in to Bill the other day and he clearly looked very distraught. I asked him what was wrong. Bill said: As you know, I am looking for employment. I found an ad in the paper for a part in local dinner theater...
  • Firm and Juicy Texas Rancher was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her...
  • April Fools Day Defense Attorney: What is your age?
    Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
    Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
    Little Old Woman: There I was...
  • English Gems From Around The World Here are some genuine examples of imperfect, but amusing, English found around the world.
    In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN...
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