|Anyone who has raised, or even just been around, a toddler knows these things are true.|
Toddlers and drunks are EERILY similar!
No personal boundaries.
Falls over A LOT. Gets up, yells "I OK!" and keeps going.
Poor decision making skills.
Cries for no apparent reason.
Philosophical conversations with inanimate objects.
Short attention span.
Poor short term memory.
Will pass out anywhere.
One track mind.
Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator.
Runs into things that haven't moved..... ever.
One volume setting - LOUD!