A girl showed interest in only marrying a lawyer.

    I asked the girl, "Why do you prefer a lawyer to marry?"

    She said, "They bow their head while entering the room and again while going out. They say 'your honor' or 'my lord' before and after every word."

    "They don't have any male ego; because, they wear a gown!"

    "They go to a BAR where liquor is not served."

    "More importantly, they never question the judgment at least before the person who gives it, whether they like it or not."

    "What more does a wife require???"
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