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    Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Detroit, MI.

    Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. Police Officials have detained the following terrorists on civil unrest issues:

    1: Bin Sleepin
    2: Bin Drinkin
    3: Bin Fightin

    The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, anywhere in the neighborhood.

    Police are very confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in the community. No further information available.
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