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    Some guru on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and left incomplete...

    So I looked around my house to see things I'd started but hadn't finished.

    Then I finished off half a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Black label, half a bottle of rum, two beers, 1/2 cream cake and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how fabulous I am feeling now.

    Please send this one to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

    God Bless The Guru.
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