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    Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates.... Some weird answers....

    Q - Tell us about yourself ?
    A - Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.

    Q - What are your expectations ?
    A - Salary.

    Q - What challenges you faced in your earlier job ?
    A - Staying awake after lunch !!

    Q - Why do you want to join our company ?
    A - Nobody else is taking me. Your company is closer to my home....

    Q - What attracts you to our company ?
    A - The receptionist !!
    Q - Why you left your previous job ?
    A - Previous company shifted office and they didn't inform me new address !!!

    Q - Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month ?
    A - Yes... but just don't ask me where I had gone...!!
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