Q: What do you call dental X-rays?
    A: Tooth pics .

    Q: What do you call a group of babies?

    A: An infantry.

    Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
    A: He pasta away.

    Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

    A: Because they lactose.

    Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
    A: A dinosnore.

    Q: Which way did the programmer go?
    A: He went data way.

    Q: How does NASA organize a party?
    A: They planet.

    Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
    A: Same middle name.

    Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye??
    A: Between you and me, something smells.

    Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
    A: He didn't have the guts.

    Q: What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
    A: An investigator .

    Q: Are mountains just funny?
    A: No. They are hill areas.

    Q: why didn't the bicycle stand up on its own?
    A: It was two tired.

    Q: What did the window feel when it was hit by a stone?
    A: It felt the pane.
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