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    What's the difference between a normal politician and Shashi Tharoor?

    Normal Politician: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
    Shashi Tharoor: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

    Normal Politician: Twinkle, twinkle, little star...
    Shashi Tharoor: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

    Normal Politician: All that glitters is not gold.
    Shashi Tharoor: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

    Normal Politician: Beggars are not choosers.
    Shashi Tharoor: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

    Normal Politician: Dead men tell no tales.
    Shashi Tharoor: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

    Normal Politician: Beginner's luck.
    Shashi Tharoor: Neophyte's serendipity.

    Normal Politician: Birds of a feather flock together.

    Shashi Tharoor: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

    Normal Politician: Beauty is only skin deep.
    Shashi Tharoor: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

    Normal Politician: Cleanliness is godliness.
    Shashi Tharoor: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

    Normal Politician: There's no use crying over spilt milk.
    Shashi Tharoor: It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

    Normal Politician: You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks.
    Shashi Tharoor: It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

    Normal Politician: Look before you leap.
    Shashi Tharoor: Surveillance should precede saltation.

    Normal Politician: He who laughs last, laughs best.
    Shashi Tharoor: The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

    Normal Politician: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    Shashi Tharoor: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

    Normal Politician: Where there's smoke, there's fire!
    Shashi Tharoor: Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.venance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
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