An American girl was visiting England and was invited to a party. While dancing with a stuffy monocled Englishman, her necklace became unfastened and slipped down the back of her dress.

    She asked the Englishman to retrieve the jewelry piece for her.

    He was very embarrassed but wishing to comply with her request he reached cautiously down the back of her gown.

    "I'm terribly sorry," he said, "but I can't seem to reach it."

    Try further down," she said.

    At this point he noticed that he was being watched by everyone in the room which made him feel most uncomfortable and he whispered to the girl, "I feel such a perfect ass."

    "Never mind that!" she cried. "Just get the damn necklace."
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