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    A woman went to a plastic surgeon because she wanted bigger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having expensive implant surgery or wearing a special bra.

    The doctor explained, "When you flap your arms up and down, the bra inflates."

    She chose the bra.

    The next day, she went to a dance club to try the new bra out. She saw an attractive man sitting at the end of the bar.

    She strolled over to flirt with him and flapped her arms at the same time to inflate the bra.

    On seeing her approach, he stood up, started flapping his knees together and said, "I see that we have the same doctor."
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