•  

    Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge.

    He said, "Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table."

    She did, whereupon the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her "private parts."

    After a couple of minutes he asked, "How does that feel?"
    "Wonderful," she replied, "But the discharge is from the ear."
  • Not Getting Pregnant! In a small rural town the local doctor is known for his abrupt bed-side manners. His last appointment for the Friday afternoon shows up a bit late, and he is more agitated than normally...
  • Vacation Stories The new school year started and the grade school teacher wanted some students to tell a brief story about summer vacation. Several students eagerly raised their hands including Little Johnny. The teacher asked Alice...
  • Mile High Club A couple is on a plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark and quiet. The woman says to her husband, "Let`s have sex right here!"
    "Are you crazy?" the husband replies, "People will hear and see us...
  • A Hole in One Three men went out on Sunday to play some golf. On the fourth hole, Fred chipped a shot into the rough. "You all play on ahead," he insisted. "I`ll catch up with you."
    Off they went, but after half an hour had gone by...
  • 60 Minutes of Great Sex! A married man was talking about birthdays. He said to his friend, "I don`t know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything already. And besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I`m at a loss...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT