|Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge.|
He said, "Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table."
She did, whereupon the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her "private parts."
After a couple of minutes he asked, "How does that feel?"
"Wonderful," she replied, "But the discharge is from the ear."