I Met a guy in Las Vegas who really looked down in the dumps, so I asked him if he'd been cleaned out at the casinos.

    "It's worse than that," he said, "I blew almost all my dough at the casinos and then I was propositioned by this really great looking hooker as I was walking along the Strip. I told her I was nearly broke.

    'Surely you've still got a hundred bucks for a quick one,' she said.

    'Nope - don't have near that much,' I said.

    'Well, how about fifty bucks for a blow job?'

    I said, "Nope - don't have fifty bucks left.'

    'Well then," she says, 'I can let you have a hand job for $25.'

    And I said, "Really, I'd love to, but I don't even have that much left.'

    So she says, "How about a wax job for five bucks?'

    And I tell her I've never heard of a wax job, but she says, "Whadda ya got to lose?'

    So we go behind a parked car in Bally's parking lot. I give her the five dollars and she kicks me in the nuts so hard the wax blows out of my ears."
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