|I Met a guy in Las Vegas who really looked down in the dumps, so I asked him if he'd been cleaned out at the casinos.|
"It's worse than that," he said, "I blew almost all my dough at the casinos and then I was propositioned by this really great looking hooker as I was walking along the Strip. I told her I was nearly broke.
'Surely you've still got a hundred bucks for a quick one,' she said.
'Nope - don't have near that much,' I said.
'Well, how about fifty bucks for a blow job?'
I said, "Nope - don't have fifty bucks left.'
'Well then," she says, 'I can let you have a hand job for $25.'
And I said, "Really, I'd love to, but I don't even have that much left.'
So she says, "How about a wax job for five bucks?'
And I tell her I've never heard of a wax job, but she says, "Whadda ya got to lose?'
So we go behind a parked car in Bally's parking lot. I give her the five dollars and she kicks me in the nuts so hard the wax blows out of my ears."