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    A job seeker was interviewing, and the interviewer asked him, "Tell me what is your greatest strength?"

    The prospective employee said, "Sir, I am a little bit shy, but should I give you my honest answer?"

    The interviewer says, "Of course, yes. I expect nothing but honesty from my staff."

    The job seeker says, "Sir, my greatest strength is my wife."

    The interviewer was quite impressed with the spousal respect of this man, thought he could be a great member of his team, corporate community and he deserved the job.

    So with an intention of offering him the job soon the interviewer tried to wrap up with the last question, "Tell me now, what is your greatest weakness?"

    The guy felt encouraged, and went on, "Sir, my greatest weakness is someone else's wife."
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