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    An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the course language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them.

    She put her sandwiches in a brown paper bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. She walked up to the spot where the group were eating.

    She walked up to the group and said with a big smile, "Do you know Jesus Christ?"

    They shook their heads and looked at each other. One of the workers looked up in the steelwork and yelled, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"

    One of the steelworkers yelled down, "Yeah. Why?"

    The worker yelled back, "His wife is here with his lunch."
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