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    Rahim Chacha Ek Khatiya Hharid Ke Ghar Jaa Rahe They.

    Raste Mein Iqbal Bhai Chacha Se Puchta Hai: Chacha Kitne Ki laaye?

    Chacha: 900 Ki.

    Iqbal: 900 Ki ? Marwa Aaye Na gaand? 600 Mein Toh Charminar Mein Mil Jati...

    Rahim Chacha Thoda aagey Jaate Hain Toh Majid Bhai Mil Jaata Hai.

    Majid Bhai: Kitne Ki Laye?

    Rahim Chacha: 600 Ki.

    Majid: Marwa Aaye Na Gand? 400 Ki Toh Sultan Bazar Mein Mil Jati.

    Thoda Aagey Jaane Pe Imran Bhai Milte Hain.

    Imran Bhai: Kahan Se Aaye?

    Rahim Chacha: Gaand Marwa Ke...

    Imran: Achcha, Kya Baat Hai Rahin... Khatiya Bhi Khud Ki Lekar Gaye They?
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