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    After Doing 50 Pushups Goldie was checking himself out in front of the Mirror.

    He proudly asked his Wife, "Dekhe Mere Abs???"

    She replied, "Haahn, Dekh Rahi Hun. "Jis Din Se Maine Tumse Shaadi Ki Hai Tab Se Tumhare Mein Mujhe Aib hi Aib Dikhte Hain.... Aib Ke Siva Tumhare Mein Hai hi Kya...
    "Par Ganimat Hai Pehle Sirf Mujhe Dikhte The............ Ab Tumhe Bhi Dikh Rahe Hain."
  • A True Golfer Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."
    His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are...
  • Hiring a Cashier The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants - one of which would get the job. The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate New York...
  • The Ardent Golfer A guy was stuck on a desert island for years. Then, from the depths of the ocean, came a stunning dark-haired beauty equipped with scuba gear. She walked slowly, voluptuously, up to the guy and...
  • Advantages of Being A Woman 1. We got off the Titanic first.
    2. Our boyfriend`s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
    3. We can cry and get off speeding fines...
  • The Riddle Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen. "Your Queenship," he asked her. `I am finding things way more difficult than I could have imagined. May I ask you - how do you run such an efficient...