With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight."

    As expected, the wife wasn't happy at being imposed upon during what she imagined to be a quiet evening.

    His wife replied, "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't have time to go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal tonight!"

    The husband said, "I know all that."

    The wife looked on at him with incredulity. She wondered when she would ever get a little peace.

    "Why in the world did you invite your friend for supper tonight?" asked the wife.

    The guy answered, "Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married."
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