|Jill had been sick for quite a while with a sore throat and a cough. Her doctor had told her that she could infect John, so there was to be NO intimate contact between them until she was well. That was why they had played cards every night for a couple of weeks. When she finally got a clean bill of health from her doctor, Jill was delighted.|
That evening at home, she was in the bathroom when she heard John call, "Should I get the cards, Jill?"
"Yeah!" shouted Jill. "I'll be right out."
In a few minutes, John shouted, "I can't find the cards, Jill."
"That's okay, John," said Jill, as she walked out of the bathroom in a bikini made from playing cards.
"Wanna shuffle, John?" she asked.