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    One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy noticed a redhead with huge breasts..."Hey Pop," the son cried, "look at those boobs!"

    The father, a religious man proceeded to send the boy to an all male military academy, in the hope that he would get some manners.

    Six months later the boy came home and the father decided to take him on another bus ride.

    Again, a woman with very large breasts sat across from them. To see if his son had learned any manners, the father exclaimed, "Look at the boobs on that redhead!"

    "Boobs my eye," the boy replied with a smile, "get a load of the ASS on that bus driver!!!"
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