Young Zeke was on his way home from the market when he saw a girl from the next farm and offered her a ride.

    Pretty soon, they came to a clump of trees, and she asked him to stop.

    Seeing that he was bashful, she took his face in her hands and kissed him. Then she asked, "Do you want to go a little farther?"

    He said, "Yep, Get up Betsy.

    "So they rode a little farther, and she asked him to pull up at another shady spot. Then she took one of his hands and placed it inside her bosom and his other hand on her thigh, and asked. "Do you want to go a little farther?"

    Again he said, "Yep, get up Betsy."

    So, when they stopped at the third bushy place, she reached over and opened his fly and took his pecker out. She spread herself before him and asked, "Now do you want me to put it in for you?"

    He replied, "Yep. My paw would kill me if I go home with it hanging out."
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