|3 Log Swarg Ke Dwar Per Khade The.|
GOD: Sirf 1 Hi Andar Aayega...
1st: Mai Pujari Tha. Saari Umar Aapki Sewa Ki Hai.
2nd: Mai Doctor Tha. Saari Umar Logo Ki Swa Ki Hai.
3rd: Mai Toh College Mein Assistant Professor Tha, Aur Maine Teaching Ke Sath,
Counselling to students at the time of admission,
Valuation Toh Hamari University Mein Lagbhag Pure Saal Chalta Hai.
External and Internal examiner,
College magazine Aur newsletter,
Research Aur publication,
Guiding students for M.Sc projects, M.Phil and Ph.D
NSS/NCC/Scout guide activities,
Intra college events, Seminars,
Short term training programs,
Faculty Development programs,
Admission Round duty,
Paper Checking in college,
Paper setting in college,
Paper settings for university exams,
Inter Collegiate & Inter Univ. Sports competitions,
International Research Papers,
API score calculation,
Training & Placement,
Organizing Alumni meet,
Conducting Bridge courses,
Documentation for various inspection Committees,
Internal marks calculation,
Creating Syllabus & Curriculum scheme,
Board of Studies meetings,
Preparing BOS exam panels,
Other university meetings,
Other college meetings,
Academic council meetings,
Examination committee meetings,
Aur....... 2 to 8 hrs per week stay after working hrs,
AUR..... Loksabha election duty, Assembly election duty, NMC election duty, Census duty Aur........
GOD: Bas Kar Pagle! Ab rulayega kya? Tune to Narak Yatnaye Dharti par hi lee hai... Chal Andar Aajaa...!
THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE WHO SAY TEACHING IS ANY EASY JOB
Salute to all Professors and all teaching community.