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    A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock.

    "HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?" he shouted.

    A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:
    "I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."

    "Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.

    "Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.

    There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "IS THERE ANYONE ELSE UP THERE I COULD TALK TO?"
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