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    A very large blonde woman and a very large brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop....

    "Just great," the brunette complained to the blonde, "my boyfriend is in the flower shop buying me some flowers."

    The blonde responds, "Why is that a problem?"

    The brunette replies, "Because now he'll expect me to spend all weekend with my legs spread and my feet up in the air."

    "Why?" asked the blonde, "Don't you have a vase?"
  • Female Masturbation Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male masturbation: jerking off, wanking, spanking the monkey, and so on...
  • Hairy Body Three boys were sitting on a fence talking. One of the little boys says to the other, "If you could have your body covered in anything, what would it be?"
    After thinking for a while the boy answers...
  • A Nun in a Taxi! A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won`t stop staring at her...
  • Cheating Wife A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a `fun house`. The guy says to the cabbie..
  • Dinner Prayer!!! A Christian family, comprising mom, dad and daughter were sitting around the dinner table with the reverend of their church as their honored guest.

    The mom told her daughter to start off the prayer so...