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    Some Greeting cards you won't see.... but would probably sell.

    OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
    INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me.

    OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas...
    INSIDE: I hope it's your sister.

    OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
    INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind.
    v OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
    INSIDE: I never believed in hell 'til I met you.

    OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
    INSIDE: What the hell was I thinking!

    OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well respected.
    INSIDE: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly.

    OUTSIDE: Sex with you is like using drugs.
    INSIDE: Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it.

    OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
    INSIDE: Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

    OUTSIDE: I'm so miserable without you...
    INSIDE: It's almost like you're here.

    OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend...
    INSIDE: Buy a dog.

    OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
    INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was?
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