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    A woman is lying in the road after being run over.

    The driver of the car that knocked her down comes to her aid.

    "Are you all right?" he asks.

    "You're just a blur," she says, "so my sight is clearly affected."

    Concerned, the driver leans over the woman in order to test her eyesight.

    "How many fingers have I got up?" he asks her.

    "Oh shit!" she replies, "I must be paralyzed from the waist down as well."
  • Flower Vase A very large blonde woman and a very large brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop.... "Just great," the brunette complained to the blonde, "my boyfriend is in the flower shop...
  • Height of Bragging A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations...
  • Female Masturbation Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male masturbation: jerking off, wanking, spanking the monkey, and so on...
  • Hairy Body Three boys were sitting on a fence talking. One of the little boys says to the other, "If you could have your body covered in anything, what would it be?"
    After thinking for a while the boy answers...
  • A Nun in a Taxi! A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won`t stop staring at her...