A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.

    "How are we faring?" asked the king.

    "Sire!" replied the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day. Burning the towns of your enemies to the west."

    "What?" shrieked the king, "I don't have any enemies to the west!"

    "Oh!" said the knight, "Well, you do now."
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    A majestic voice boomed through the gorge...