Husband and wife went Deepavali shopping to get new sarees for the wife.

    After seeing numerous sarees, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down to 25.

    Out of these, she asked her husband to choose 5 sarees among them.

    Then she finally picked up one saree.

    It took 5 hours to finalise one saree.

    The husband settled the bill and commented, "Adam was very lucky. Because he and Eve used to wear only leaves. He need not have wasted too much of time."
    Ultimate comment of wife, "Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally choose the leaves as per the wish of Eve...? You are lucky. You have to just sit in AC shop ...!!" Moral : Never argue with wife while shopping.
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