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    John bought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately.

    "My goodness," said Peter, "and how long have you been married?"

    "22 years", replied John.

    "You must have a fantastic marriage if your wife greets you like that after all those years."

    "Don't be fooled! She only does it to make the dog jealous."
  • Enemies to the West A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.
    "How are we faring?" asked the king.
    "Sire!" replied the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging...
  • Give Me A Sign A very devout man who was very overweight decided to go on a diet. One of his main problems with eating was that he would stop for donuts every morning on the way to work. So to make things easier for himself...
  • Evolution of Word DRINK The word DRINK has been coined using the alphabets carefully to cue the effect of each peg!
    1. If you take 1 peg, it is good for Digestion - hence "D" has been selected...
  • Will I Live To Be 80? I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well for my age".
    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn`t resist asking him...
  • Why Sharks Circle Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spotted survivors of a ship that had just sunk. "Follow me son" the older father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people...