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    All eyes turned to stare as Maureen, a gorgeous redhead walked into the costume party stark naked. The alarmed host rushed to intercept her.

    "Where's your costume?" he hissed through clenched teeth.

    "This is it," she calmly explained. "I came as Adam."

    "Adam?" her host exploded. "You don't even have a dick!"

    "Well gee, I just got here," she replied. "Give me a few minutes!
  • Plastic Surgery Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She went to the best plastic surgeon in town and got a boob lift, a tummy tuck, butt implants, botox, collagen...
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    "Oh Johnny that`s my nerve and your`s will be like this one of these days," replies...
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  • A Big-Busted Organist A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Linda. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, this distracted the congregation...