|All eyes turned to stare as Maureen, a gorgeous redhead walked into the costume party stark naked. The alarmed host rushed to intercept her.|
"Where's your costume?" he hissed through clenched teeth.
"This is it," she calmly explained. "I came as Adam."
"Adam?" her host exploded. "You don't even have a dick!"
"Well gee, I just got here," she replied. "Give me a few minutes!