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    I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just comes to my house in uniform and arrests me in presence of my wife and takes me to her home till the next day.

    Then she bring me back and tells my wife, "We are not done with investigations yet. I shall pick him up anytime we want more from him."

    And my innocent wife will always say, "Madam officer, God bless you for handling my husband's case with care I will make sure he is always available anytime you need him."
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