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    One day, Birbal was talking of a dinner he had eaten the day before. In doing so, he described brinjal (baingan) as be -gun i.e. without any good qualities.

    Akbar, who at the very moment was passing by, overheard this and started praising the qualities of the brinjal as bahu-gun i.e one without myriad qualities.

    Birbal promptly agreed.

    Thereupon, Akbar remonstrated with Birbal and asked him how Birbal could contradict himself.

    Birbal, with his famous presence of mind, retorted, "But Your Highness, I am your servant and not of the brinjal!"
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