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    An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a hillbilly all want to marry the farmer's daughter.

    The farmer says, "Well, y'all got to prove how bad you want her. You gotta run across that there field, jump over that barbed wire fence, swim across that there creek, then run up and fuck the Goat that's there, and then come all the way back."

    The English guy takes off first, but gets caught in the barbed wire.
    The French guy gets as far as the creek but forgets he can't swim, and almost drowns before he washes up on the rocks downstream.

    The hillbilly shoots across the field, leaps over the barbed wire, swims across the creek, runs up and fucks the Goat, and runs all the way back.

    The farmer says, "Well, I guess it's plain to see. You get my daughter."

    The hillbilly says, "To hell with your daughter. How much you want for the Goat?"
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