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    I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

    I want him to be gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    massages my back and begs to do more.

    Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
    And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I want this man to love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    MALE POEM
    I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs.
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