|"WHERE Is My SUNDAY Paper?" The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.|
"Ma'am," said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday... The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday."
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a Ray of recognition.... As she was heard to mutter, "Well, shit... So that's why no one was at church today."