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    A missionary heard about a native who had five wives.

    He paid a visit to the native's hut, and sure enough there were five wives.

    The two men sat outside the hut and talked.

    The missionary said, "You are violating a law of God. Man can only have one wife, so you must go and tell four of those women that they can no longer live here or consider you their husband."

    The native thought a few moments, then said, "Me wait here. You tell 'em."
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