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    Moanin' Mike is sitting in his local bar with his buddies, sharing a beer and bragging about his sex life.

    Moanin' says, "I have great sex with my wife. She's very vocal, she can really rattle the windows, and most of it really turns me on. I love it when she screams, 'Harder!'

    "I love it when she screams, 'Faster!'"

    "Man, you lucky dog! Says his one buddy. But come on and tell the truth, isn't there sometimes a problem with your sex life?"

    "The only problem I have..." Moanin' said dejectedly, "Is when she screams, ....'Deeper!'"
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